Whats in my camera bag?

Nikon d700 body
Nikon d300 body
Nikkor 50mm f/1.4 (my all time favorite for portraits)
Nikkor 17-55mm f/2.8
Nikkor 24-70mm f/2.8
2 SB-900
Reflector
2 Alien BEE 800
Light stand
Gary Fong Light sphere
Batteries
Memory cards
Water
Snacks
Gum
Dove deodorant (laugh, but this has come in handy not only for me but my clients :) )